Trusting people is becoming hard
Keeping my grades up is becoming hard
Feeling pretty is becoming hard
Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard
Doing work is becoming hard
Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard
Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it
"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
"Things will change once you’re with someone who wants babies. You’d be a good mom."
It doesn’t matter if I’d be good at it. I don’t want to be a parent
THIS IS A STUPID ARGUMENT AND WHOEVER MAKES THIS ARGUMENT ALSO BELIEVES YOU DO NOT HOLD THE POWER TO MAKE YOUR OWN DECISIONS (PRESUMABLY ABOUT ANYTHING) WHY DON’T YOU ASK THEM TO ORDER YOUR LUNCH FOR YOU AND PICK OUT YOUR CLOTHING IN THE MORNING