illegalkeaton:

SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS 

VAMPIRE WEEKEND TONIIGHHHTTT! But it’s super gross out so i had to break out my scarves and leather. IM SO FUCKING EXCITED.

get-the-salt-sammy:

If you don’t find this even the tiniest bit cute you are lying. 

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes

dreams are funny

Sorry, so I saw a post with this picture on my dash

imjohnlocked:

moonblossom:

johnnybooboo:

BUT I JUST

It’s nice to see John reunited with his favourite jumper.

HHHHHHHHNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHNNGGGHHHHHHH

avalar:

my talents include surviving on 2 hours sleep and an extensive spongebob knowledge base

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts